A recent visit to Barnes & Noble with my daughter:
O: (crumpled on the floor in front of the cashier...angry that I won't buy her something). "You don't LOVE me!"
(snickers from all the people in line behind me)
Me: Yes, I do love you.
O: Well you're a criminal! Criminals are parents who are bad to their children and you're not doing what I want. That means you're a criminal. You're going to go to jail if you don't buy me that book!"
Me: mortified and embarrassed but also trying to stifle my laughs
